have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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