i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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