I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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