Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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