youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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