Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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