grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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