I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.