is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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