do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Sorry my hands just texted you
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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