I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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