Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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