I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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