You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
soo... how was my night?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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