i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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