This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Randomize
