Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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