How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Randomize