She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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