I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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