I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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