I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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