Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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