So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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