Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You're like the curious george of whores
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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