Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I party with great urgency now.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
