Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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