By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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