ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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