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is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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