i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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