goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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