she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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