theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My ass is underappreciated
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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