My first STD was from a foam party
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Randomize