You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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