KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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