I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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