She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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