We're like a lot better than the average bears
farters have to be the big spoon...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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