a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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