So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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