Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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