u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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