This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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