we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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