This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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