Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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