Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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