Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.