We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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