NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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