How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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