So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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