That's intense
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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