So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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