I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i barfeds in our rink
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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