Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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